What do fathers sing in the shower?
Answer:- Pop.
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer:- Wipe their sheets.
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Answer:- Tea-shirts.
What do liars do after death?
Answer:- Lie still.
What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?
Answer:- Fast food.
What do Spanish speaking sheep say at Christmas time?
Answer:- Fleece Navidad.
What do spiders eat with their dinner?
Answer:- Corn on the cobweb.
What do spiders like with their hamburgers?
Answer:- French flies.
What do steel workers sing in the shower?
Answer:- Heavy Metal.
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer:- Broom Service or A broom with a view.
What do you carry everywhere you go?
Answer:- Your shadow!
What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Answer:- Your hands.
What does a male sheep do when he is angry?
Answer:- He goes on a ram-page.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer:- Paper towels.