What do spiders like with their hamburgers?
Answer:- French flies.
What do steel workers sing in the shower?
Answer:- Heavy Metal.
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer:- Broom Service or A broom with a view.
What do you carry everywhere you go?
Answer:- Your shadow!
What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Answer:- Your hands.
What does a male sheep do when he is angry?
Answer:- He goes on a ram-page.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer:- Paper towels.
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Answer:- Jellyfish!
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
Answer:- It raises a stink
What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer:- Gnome sweet gnome.
What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
Answer:- It gobbles up.
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Answer:- Graaaaaaaains!
What does an aardvark like on his pizza?
Answer:- Ant - chovies.
What does everyone wait for, but when it comes, you still have to wait?
Answer:- Tomorrow.