What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
Answer:- It gobbles up.
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Answer:- Graaaaaaaains!
What does an aardvark like on his pizza?
Answer:- Ant - chovies.
What does everyone wait for, but when it comes, you still have to wait?
Answer:- Tomorrow.
What does Santa do in his garden?
Answer:- Ho Ho Ho!
What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
Answer:- The feeling is mootual.
What dress does everyone have, but no one wears?
Answer:- An address.
What eleven-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Answer:- Incorrectly!
What ends in a 'w' but has no end?
Answer:- A rainbow!
What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
Answer:- Night and Day.
What falls down but never breaks?
Answer:- Nightfall.
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer:- Florence Nightingown.