What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer:- Paper towels.
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Answer:- Jellyfish!
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
Answer:- It raises a stink
What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer:- Gnome sweet gnome.
What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
Answer:- It gobbles up.
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Answer:- Graaaaaaaains!
What does an aardvark like on his pizza?
Answer:- Ant - chovies.
What does everyone wait for, but when it comes, you still have to wait?
Answer:- Tomorrow.
What does Santa do in his garden?
Answer:- Ho Ho Ho!
What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
Answer:- The feeling is mootual.
What dress does everyone have, but no one wears?
Answer:- An address.
What eleven-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Answer:- Incorrectly!
What ends in a 'w' but has no end?
Answer:- A rainbow!