What kind of car does a pharaoh drive?
Answer:- A new bus.
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Answer:- EDAM cheese. ( 'made' backwards is edam )
What kind of ears does an engine have?
Answer:- Engineers.
What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear?
Answer:- 14-carrot gold!
What kind of key do you use on Thanksgiving?
Answer:- A Turkey.
What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?
Answer:- Mas-scare-a.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer:- A submarine sandwich!
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
Answer:- A nervous wreck.
What lives as long as it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer:- Fire.
What makes a pair of shoes?
Answer:- Two shoes.
What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
Answer:- A computer keyboard.
What only works the first time you use it?
Answer:- A match.
What pets make stirring music?
Answer:- Trumpets.
What position do pigs play on the baseball field?
Answer:- Short-stop.