What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
Answer:- A computer keyboard.
What only works the first time you use it?
Answer:- A match.
What pets make stirring music?
Answer:- Trumpets.
What position do pigs play on the baseball field?
Answer:- Short-stop.
What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Answer:- Open toad shoes.
What sings and has ten feet?
Answer:- A quintet.
What smells the best at thanksgiving dinner?
Answer:- Your nose.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer:- Space-chips.
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Answer:- Assorted nuts.
What three whole, positive numbers have the same answer when multiplied together as when added together?
Answer:- 1, 2 and 3. 1 x 2 x 3 = 1 + 2 + 3 = 6.
What tops off a ghost's ice-scream sundae?
Answer:- Whipped Scream.
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer:- Soap operas.
What TV programs do cows watch in bed?
Answer:- Moo-vies.