What sings and has ten feet?
Answer:- A quintet.
What smells the best at thanksgiving dinner?
Answer:- Your nose.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer:- Space-chips.
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Answer:- Assorted nuts.
What three whole, positive numbers have the same answer when multiplied together as when added together?
Answer:- 1, 2 and 3. 1 x 2 x 3 = 1 + 2 + 3 = 6.
What tops off a ghost's ice-scream sundae?
Answer:- Whipped Scream.
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer:- Soap operas.
What TV programs do cows watch in bed?
Answer:- Moo-vies.
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
Answer:- A Human Being.
What type of key opens a banana?
Answer:- A mon-key!
What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
Answer:- Pencil- vania!
What was never scared but became petrified, can't make a bird but can make a bat, can't live in a house but would die to have one. What is it?
Answer:- A tree.
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Answer:- Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.