Joke: Why did the chef stink?
Answer: Because he cut the cheese!
Joke: Why did the chemist carry solid helium everywhere he went?
Answer: He's about as cool as they come.
Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?
Answer: To see if he could withstand the elements.
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
Answer: To get to the same side!
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide.
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
Joke: Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape?
Answer: To get to the other side.
Joke: Why did the clock break?
Answer: Because it was ticked.
Joke: Why did the computer crash?
Answer: It had a bad driver!
Joke: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it had a virus!
Joke: Why did the cookie go to the hospital
Answer: Because it had crumbs
Joke: Why did the cosine make fun of the sine?
Answer: It was an odd function.
Joke: Why did the cow cross the road?
Answer: Because it went to see a mooovie!