Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide.
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
Joke: Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape?
Answer: To get to the other side.
Joke: Why did the clock break?
Answer: Because it was ticked.
Joke: Why did the computer crash?
Answer: It had a bad driver!
Joke: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it had a virus!
Joke: Why did the cookie go to the hospital
Answer: Because it had crumbs
Joke: Why did the cosine make fun of the sine?
Answer: It was an odd function.
Joke: Why did the cow cross the road?
Answer: Because it went to see a mooovie!
Joke: Why did the cyclops have to close his school?
Answer: He only had one pupil.
Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?
Answer: He was seeing spots.
Joke: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: The chicken wasn't around yet.
Joke: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Answer: He was chasing a boomerang!