Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?
Answer: He was seeing spots.
Joke: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: The chicken wasn't around yet.
Joke: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Answer: He was chasing a boomerang!
Joke: Why did the dyslectic goth have the best Christmases?
Answer: He sold his soul to Santa!
Joke: Why did the elephant leave the circus?
Answer: He was tired of working for peanuts.
Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
Answer: He wanted rich milk.
Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
Answer: He was tipping his cow.
Joke: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Answer: To get his quarterback.
Joke: Why did the ghost go to the bar?
Answer: For the booooos!
Joke: Why did the ghost sing off key?
Answer: He left his sheet music at home.
Joke: Why did the golfer get thrown out of the scorer's tent?
Answer: It was his tee pee.
Joke: Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?
Answer: He drove people bananas!
Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?
Answer: He drank coffee before it was cool.