Joke: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Answer: To get his quarterback.
Joke: Why did the ghost go to the bar?
Answer: For the booooos!
Joke: Why did the ghost sing off key?
Answer: He left his sheet music at home.
Joke: Why did the golfer get thrown out of the scorer's tent?
Answer: It was his tee pee.
Joke: Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?
Answer: He drove people bananas!
Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?
Answer: He drank coffee before it was cool.
Joke: Why did the insomniac go to jail?
Answer: Resisting a rest!
Joke: Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Answer: Because he wanted to become a Smartie!
Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?
Answer: He was dressed to kill.
Joke: Why did the lamb cross the road?
Answer: To get to the baaaaarber shop!
Joke: why did the laptop feel cold
Answer: because it's window was open
Joke: Why did the lemon disown his daughter?
Answer: She was a little tart.
Joke: Why did the linebacker go to the bank?
Answer: To get his quarterback.