Joke: Why did the picture go to jail?
Answer: Because it was framed!
Joke: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
Answer: It felt like bacon.
Joke: Why did the pop can crusher retire?
Answer: It was soda pressing!
Joke: Why did the rhinocerous cross the road?
Answer: I don't know. I don't speak rhino.
Joke: Why did the robber take a bath?
Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!
Joke: Why did the robot cross the road?
Answer: Because it was programmed by the chicken!!!
Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: To get to the body shop.
Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
Answer: So he could get some extra ribs.
Joke: Why did the soldier go to the bathroom?
Answer: It was his duty.
Joke: Why did the spider go to the keyboard?
Answer: He wanted a new website.
Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?
Answer: You would turn red too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street.
Joke: Why did the tea fall down a hill?
Answer: Too steep!
Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Answer: To get to the bottom