Joke: Why did the robot cross the road?
Answer: Because it was programmed by the chicken!!!
Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: To get to the body shop.
Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
Answer: So he could get some extra ribs.
Joke: Why did the soldier go to the bathroom?
Answer: It was his duty.
Joke: Why did the spider go to the keyboard?
Answer: He wanted a new website.
Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?
Answer: You would turn red too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street.
Joke: Why did the tea fall down a hill?
Answer: Too steep!
Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Answer: To get to the bottom
Joke: Why did the tomato get arrests?
Answer: He was disturbing the peas!
Joke: Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: It saw the salad dressing!
Joke: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Answer: It needed a root canal.
Joke: Why did the TV show about the airplane never make it past the first episode?
Answer: The pilot was terrible!
Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?
Answer: He wanted to find a tight seal!
Joke: Why did the young Jedi kill his master?
Answer: To get to the other side!