Joke: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Answer: It needed a root canal.
Joke: Why did the TV show about the airplane never make it past the first episode?
Answer: The pilot was terrible!
Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?
Answer: He wanted to find a tight seal!
Joke: Why did the young Jedi kill his master?
Answer: To get to the other side!
Joke: Why did the young strawberry cry?
Answer: Its mother was in a jam!
Joke: Why did they bury the battery?
Answer: Because it was dead.
Joke: wHY DID TORIN COME OUT OF THE MIRROR?
Answer: tO REFLECT ON HIS DECISIONS
Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?
Answer: He isn't a part of their family.
Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?
Answer: It was a little shellfish.
Joke: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because he was too "chicken" to!
Joke: Why didn't the chicken not cross the road?
Answer: So he wouldn't get laughed at.
Joke: Why didn't the duck cross the grill?
Answer: He didn't want to be a roast duck.
Joke: Why didn't the girl take the bus home?
Answer: Because her parents would make her take it back.
Joke: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: Because he didn't have the guts to do it!