Joke: Why didn't the duck cross the grill?
Answer: He didn't want to be a roast duck.
Joke: Why didn't the girl take the bus home?
Answer: Because her parents would make her take it back.
Joke: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: Because he didn't have the guts to do it!
Joke: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Answer: Because he had no body to go with!
Joke: Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?
Answer: His heart wasn't in it.
Joke: Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper?
Answer: Because he was already stuffed.
Joke: Why do all math books need therapy?
Answer: They have lots of problems.
Joke: Why do all of the bears in Australia have jobs?
Answer: They are koalafied?
Joke: Why do bankers eat alone?
Answer: They're loaners.
Joke: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Answer: Because they have honeycombs.
Joke: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Answer: It's easier than walking!
Joke: Why do car company executives have such great memories?
Answer: They recall everything.
Joke: Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Answer: If they had four doors they would be a chicken sedan.
Joke: Why do circles, rectangles, and triangles go to the gym?
Answer: To keep in shape!