Joke: Why do circles, rectangles, and triangles go to the gym?
Answer: To keep in shape!
Joke: Why do cups hate it when people fill them up with bevrages?
Answer: Because they don't want to be cupholders.
Joke: Why do dermatologists always take their time?
Answer: They don't want to make rash decisions.
Joke: Why do dogs run in circles?
Answer: Because it is hard to run in squares.
Joke: Why do dragons hate birthdays?
Answer: They can't blow out the candles.
Joke: Why do elephants have trunks?
Answer: Because they'd look funny with suitcases.
Joke: Why do farts stink?
Answer: So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
Joke: Why do fish hate fridays?
Answer: Because it's a Fry-day!
Joke: Why do fish live in saltwater?
Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Joke: Why do fish swim in schools?
Answer: Because they can't walk in school.
Joke: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case they get a hole in one!
Joke: Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?
Answer: They are in a ground state.
Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Answer: They don't C#.
Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?
Answer: Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.