Joke: Why do fish live in saltwater?
Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Joke: Why do fish swim in schools?
Answer: Because they can't walk in school.
Joke: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case they get a hole in one!
Joke: Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?
Answer: They are in a ground state.
Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Answer: They don't C#.
Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?
Answer: Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.
Joke: Why do melons have large weddings?
Answer: They can't elope.
Joke: Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain?
Answer: Because the kids have to play inside all day.
Joke: Why do NSA agents make great companions?
Answer: They listen to everything you say.
Joke: Why do nutters eat biscuits?
Answer: Because they're crackers!
Joke: Why do pandas like old movies?
Answer: Because they are black and white!
Joke: Why do pigs not like going in London?
Answer: HAMleys!!!
Joke: Why do police get up so early?
Answer: To beat the crowds.
Joke: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Answer: If they lived near the bay, they would be bagels.