Joke: Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain?
Answer: Because the kids have to play inside all day.
Joke: Why do NSA agents make great companions?
Answer: They listen to everything you say.
Joke: Why do nutters eat biscuits?
Answer: Because they're crackers!
Joke: Why do pandas like old movies?
Answer: Because they are black and white!
Joke: Why do pigs not like going in London?
Answer: HAMleys!!!
Joke: Why do police get up so early?
Answer: To beat the crowds.
Joke: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Answer: If they lived near the bay, they would be bagels.
Joke: Why do stars make such good comedians?
Answer: Because they're gas!
Joke: Why do stupid people use big words when they don't know what it means?
Answer: They want to appear more photosynthesis.
Joke: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Answer: Because they can't even!
Joke: Why do they call the area between the boobs and vagina the 'waist'?
Answer: You could easily fit two more boobs there.
Joke: Why do vampires have no friends?
Answer: Because they're a pain in the neck!
Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?
Answer: Too many ears!
Joke: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
Answer: They are polar bears.