Joke: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Answer: Because they can't even!
Joke: Why do they call the area between the boobs and vagina the 'waist'?
Answer: You could easily fit two more boobs there.
Joke: Why do vampires have no friends?
Answer: Because they're a pain in the neck!
Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?
Answer: Too many ears!
Joke: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
Answer: They are polar bears.
Joke: Why do witches ride broomsticks?
Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Joke: Why do you need an oven-mitt for the oven?
Answer: Because it is too hot to handle!
Joke: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Answer: They are really good at it.
Joke: Why does a dog wag its tail?
Answer: Because no one else will wag it for him.
Joke: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Answer: Because his feet stink!
Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?
Answer: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.
Joke: Why does Earth make fun of all of the other planets?
Answer: They have no life!
Joke: Why does nobody talk to pi?
Answer: He's irrational and he goes on forever!