Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?
Answer: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.
Joke: Why does Earth make fun of all of the other planets?
Answer: They have no life!
Joke: Why does nobody talk to pi?
Answer: He's irrational and he goes on forever!
Joke: Why does nobody want to enter a contract with Wolverine?
Answer: His retractable clause.
Joke: Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Answer: Because he can neverland
Joke: Why does Santa have three gardens?
Answer: So he can hoe hoe hoe!
Joke: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Answer: For drizzle.
Joke: Why does the boy take a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he want to go to high school.
Joke: Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Answer: She grew out of the B shells.
Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x2 + 1 plants?
Answer: It's hard to grow plants with imaginary roots.
Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?
Answer: So it can be indivisible (53 is prime).
Joke: Why does the zombie go "brians"?
Answer: He's allergic to brains.
Joke: Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Answer: He doesn't want to be spotted!