Joke: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Answer: For drizzle.
Joke: Why does the boy take a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he want to go to high school.
Joke: Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Answer: She grew out of the B shells.
Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x2 + 1 plants?
Answer: It's hard to grow plants with imaginary roots.
Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?
Answer: So it can be indivisible (53 is prime).
Joke: Why does the zombie go "brians"?
Answer: He's allergic to brains.
Joke: Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Answer: He doesn't want to be spotted!
Joke: Why doesn't AT&T run any jails?
Answer: Their cells wouldn't have any bars.
Joke: Why doesn't Cleopatra every use her cellphone?
Answer: SHE'S DEAD.
Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?
Answer: He's amino acid.
Joke: Why doesn't Superman need a manager?
Answer: He already has supervision.
Joke: Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?
Answer: They're always in neutral!
Joke: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
Answer: It scares the dog.
Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?
Answer: They prefer to not drop the base.