Joke: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Answer: They are really good at it.
Joke: Why does a dog wag its tail?
Answer: Because no one else will wag it for him.
Joke: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Answer: Because his feet stink!
Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?
Answer: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.
Joke: Why does Earth make fun of all of the other planets?
Answer: They have no life!
Joke: Why does nobody talk to pi?
Answer: He's irrational and he goes on forever!
Joke: Why does nobody want to enter a contract with Wolverine?
Answer: His retractable clause.
Joke: Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Answer: Because he can neverland
Joke: Why does Santa have three gardens?
Answer: So he can hoe hoe hoe!
Joke: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Answer: For drizzle.
Joke: Why does the boy take a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he want to go to high school.
Joke: Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Answer: She grew out of the B shells.
Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x2 + 1 plants?
Answer: It's hard to grow plants with imaginary roots.