Joke: Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Answer: Love means nothing to them!
Joke: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
Answer: It might crack up!
Joke: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Answer: Because it's pointless!
Joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 7 ate 9.
Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?
Answer: She had Tweeted five times how great it was going.
Joke: Why was it strange that the man was dating a vegetarian online?
Answer: He never met herbivore.
Joke: Why was six scared of seven?
Answer: Because seven eight nine!
Joke: Why was the actor detained by airport officials?
Answer: He planned on shooting a pilot.
Joke: Why was the ant so confused?
Answer: Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Joke: Why was the archaeologist so sad?
Answer: His career was in ruins.
Joke: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
Answer: His mom told him to "live in the present".
Joke: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
Answer: Because he wanted to be on time.
Joke: Why was the broom late?
Answer: It overswept!
Joke: Why was the cat so uncertain of life?
Answer: He met Schrodinger.