Joke: Why was the ant so confused?
Answer: Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Joke: Why was the archaeologist so sad?
Answer: His career was in ruins.
Joke: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
Answer: His mom told him to "live in the present".
Joke: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
Answer: Because he wanted to be on time.
Joke: Why was the broom late?
Answer: It overswept!
Joke: Why was the cat so uncertain of life?
Answer: He met Schrodinger.
Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?
Answer: He didn't want to get a differential operator. If he did he would disappear.
Joke: Why was the Egyptian girl worried?
Answer: Because her Daddy was a Mummy!
Joke: Why was the function not scared of getting differentiated?
Answer: It was the exp-function.
Joke: Why was the geologist so excited to find a rock that measured 1760 yards?
Answer: It was his first milestone.
Joke: Why was the ink blot sad?
Answer: His father was in the pen and he had no idea how long the sentence was going to be.
Joke: Why was the king so glum?
Answer: Because he is a sigh-er.
Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?
Answer: He was raisin the roof.
Joke: Why was the man relieved when his credit card was stolen?
Answer: The thief spent less than his wife.