Joke: Why was the man relieved when his credit card was stolen?
Answer: The thief spent less than his wife.
Joke: Why was the man so attached to his recliner?
Answer: They go way back.
Joke: Why was the mushroom so popular at the party?
Answer: Because he was a fungi!
Joke: Why was the ocean arrested?
Answer: Because it beat upon the shore.
Joke: Why was the student angry that he got points off his paper for formatting?
Answer: It wasn't justified.
Joke: Why was the tomato blushing?
Answer: Because she saw the salad dressing!
Joke: Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?
Answer: He had no patients.
Joke: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?
Answer: She was caught taking a brake!
Joke: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
Answer: He was looking for Pooh.
Joke: Why were the dark ages called the dark ages?
Answer: There were too many (k)nights!
Joke: Why were the Romans so great at algebra?
Answer: X is always 10.
Joke: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Answer: She couldn't control her pupils!
Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?
Answer: They were charged with battery (zinc and manganese dioxide react in alkaline batteries).
Joke: Why would a cop pull over a U-Haul?
Answer: They're trying to bust a move.