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Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?
Answer: He was Tolkien in his sleep.
Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Joke: Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began. "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?" He replied, "It's running down my leg."
Joke: Winning an argument with you is like running a race in the special Olympics ...
Answer: Even when you win you're still a retard!
Joke: x2 asks x3 if he believes in God.x3 replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."
Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.
Joke: Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her.
Joke: Yo mama is so fat she turned an ipad into an iflat!
Joke: Yo mama is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Joke: Yo Mama is so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.
Joke: Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Joke: Yo mama is so fat,
Answer: when she played in call of duty the player that killed her gets a 5 killstreak reward!
Joke: Yo mama is so fat, she sat on her iPhone and it turned into an iPad!
Joke: yo mama is so fat, they use her as a map in call of duty!