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Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.
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Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, she's the same height lying down!
Joke: Yo mama so fat, taco bell actually installed a bell to warn people when she's coming.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when people tell her to take one she says"this is a movie film, so take 5."
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she goes camping, bears hide their food.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said I want your weight not your phone number.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she went on a date, her date had to write on his forehead in all caps:NO IN BETWEENS.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.
Joke: Yo mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list
Joke: Yo mama so short a pillow is her Grand Canyon
