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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped she made the Grand Canyon.
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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she wanted a water bed they just threw a tarp over a swimming pool.
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach activists showed up to push her back into the ocean!
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, you have to check Google Maps for her baby photos.
Joke: Yo mama's so heavy, her picture fell off the wall.
Joke: Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection!
Joke: Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Joke: Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!
Joke: Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, duck throw her bread!
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she got married for the rice.
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.