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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!
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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, monsters go as her for Halloween!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even blind people can look at her.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction scatter.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"
