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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!
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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"
Joke: Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled on the sidewalk traffic slowed down.
Joke: Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We asked her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Joke: Yo mamma so fat when God took a picture of her at the birth of the world it's not even half way done printing.
Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she swims a whale comes and kisses her.
Joke: Yo moma's so fat, she's got other fat momas orbiting around her.
