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Joke: Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We asked her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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Joke: Yo mamma so fat when God took a picture of her at the birth of the world it's not even half way done printing.
Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she swims a whale comes and kisses her.
Joke: Yo moma's so fat, she's got other fat momas orbiting around her.
Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Joke: yo momma so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard!
Joke: Yo momma so fat, she ask Semrod to make her thin. And he said "I cannot, it's out of my power
Joke: yo momma so old when she farts she farts dust
Joke: Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Joke: Yo momma's so hairy she's got afro on her nipples!
Joke: Yo momma's so thin that when she turned sideways she disappeared.
Joke: Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt!
Answer: Hahahaha
Joke: You are in the shop buying tofu and soya milk. What is the joke?
Answer: You are the joke. Buy a steak.
Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.
Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.
