Joke: Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt!
Answer: Hahahaha
Joke: You are in the shop buying tofu and soya milk. What is the joke?
Answer: You are the joke. Buy a steak.
Joke: You know what makes me smile?
Answer: Facial muscles.
Joke: You know why a war on drugs is a bad idea?
Answer: I can barely tie my shoes on drugs.
