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Joke: You mama so fat, she needs four watches. One for each timezone!
Joke: You: knock knock other: who's there? You: interrupting president? Other: interrupting president who? You: interupt at who and say Donald Trump.
Answer: Donald Trump
Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!
Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!
Joke: You're so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma!
Joke: Your mama is so fat that her belt size is equator.
Joke: Your mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Joke: Your mamas so fat her cloak size is quidditch pitch
Joke: Your mamas so stinky even dobby wouldn't except one of her socks
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”