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Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.
SEE ANSWER
Joke: You know what makes me smile?
Answer: Facial muscles.
Joke: You know why a war on drugs is a bad idea?
Answer: I can barely tie my shoes on drugs.
Joke: You mama so fat, she needs four watches. One for each timezone!
Joke: You: knock knock other: who's there? You: interrupting president? Other: interrupting president who? You: interupt at who and say Donald Trump.
Answer: Donald Trump
Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!
Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!
Joke: You're so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma!
Joke: Your mama is so fat that her belt size is equator.
Joke: Your mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Joke: Your mamas so fat her cloak size is quidditch pitch
Joke: Your mamas so stinky even dobby wouldn't except one of her socks
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
