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How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.

I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.

I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."

I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you”.

I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.

I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."

I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.

I can kayak. Canoe?

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