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What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
What do you call Batman when he’s hurt? Bruised Wayne.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
What do you call malware on a Kindle? A bookworm.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
