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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
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What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What is the fastest growing city in the world? Capital of Ireland. It’s Dublin everyday.
What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.
