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Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
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Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many Cheetahs
Why don’t you buy things with Velcro? It’s a rip-off.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b” comes after it!
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Why were they called the “dark ages?” Because there were a lot of knights.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
