Riddles (Tap to reveal answers)
1) What letter do pirates love the most?
Hint: Not “R”… think ocean!
Answer
Answer: The “C”.
2) What do pirates call a quick shower?
Hint: Sounds like “pirately”.
Answer
Answer: A pirate-ly rinse.
3) Why did the pirate wear an eye patch?
Hint: A silly reason.
Answer
Answer: Because he couldn’t see well with a telescope.
4) Where do pirates keep their treasure?
Hint: It’s not a bank.
Answer
Answer: In a chest.
5) What’s a pirate’s favorite snack?
Hint: Sea snack.
Answer
Answer: Goldfish crackers.
6) What do you call a pirate who skips class?
Hint: Like swashbuckler.
Answer
Answer: A swash-bunk-leer.
7) Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Hint: Deck has two meanings.
Answer
Answer: Because he was sitting on the deck.
8) What do pirates use to wash their hands?
Hint: Sounds like “R soap”.
Answer
Answer: Arrr-soap.
9) What do pirates say when they get a bargain?
Hint: Shopping pirates.
Answer
Answer: “That’s a great deal, matey!”
10) What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?
Hint: Say “art” like a pirate.
Answer
Answer: Arrr-t.
11) Why did the pirate join a band?
Hint: Musical pun.
Answer
Answer: He liked the sound of the ‘sea’ notes.
12) What do you call a pirate’s map app?
Hint: Modern pirate.
Answer
Answer: Treasure GPS.
13) What’s a pirate’s least favorite vegetable?
Hint: A leaky boat!
Answer
Answer: Leeks.
14) Why did the pirate go to school?
Hint: Treasure hunt skills.
Answer
Answer: To learn how to read the map.
15) What do pirates do on their birthday?
Hint: Jolly Roger fun.
Answer
Answer: They raise the ‘jolly’!
16) What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Hint: Pirates usually lose something.
Answer
Answer: A beginner.
17) What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise?
Hint: Old pirate punishment.
Answer
Answer: Planking.
18) Where do pirates buy hooks?
Hint: Hand pun.
Answer
Answer: At the second-hand store.
19) What do pirates wear to stay warm?
Hint: Sounds like “sea”.
Answer
Answer: A ‘sea’ sweater.
20) Why did the pirate bring a ladder to the ship?
Hint: High seas = tall!
Answer
Answer: To reach the high seas.
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