What building has the most stories?
Answer:- The library
What flowers are kissable?
Answer:- Tulips
What has words, but never speaks?
Answer:- A book
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Answer:- Darkness
If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?
Answer:- Five minutes
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
Answer:- He was allergic to nuts.
You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
Answer:- What stairs? You live in a one-story house.
One is to three as three is to five and five is to four and four is the magic number. What is the pattern?
Answer:- One has three letters in the word three has five letters in it five has four letters and four has four letters in it (if you try more numbers they will always come back to the number four: so four is the magic number)
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
Answer:- F I V E Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV
How many sides does a circle have?
Answer:- Two. The inside and the outside.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Answer:- Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now?
Answer:- I am 40 and my daughter is 10.
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Answer:- Do you want to hear my problems?