In a stable there are men and horses. In all, there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many men and how many horses are in the stable?
SEE ANSWER
14 horses and 8 men. 14x4 plus 8x2 = 72 feet.
What do mathematics teachers like to eat?
Answer:- Pi.
Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. What was it?
Answer:- 12:34, 5/6/78.
What happened to the plant in the math classroom?
Answer:- It grew square roots, of course.
What is the most useful instrument in a mathematics teacher's tool kit?
Answer:- Multi-pilers!
What do you call two math friends?
Answer:- Algebros
When you need me, you throw me away. But when you're done with me, you bring me back. What am I?
Answer:- An anchor.
What is the one thing everyone can agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer:- The word “and”
An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?
Answer:- Electric trains don't produce any smoke
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Answer:- Grandpa's bald!
It rings, but it is not a telephone; it never asks any questions but still gets answered; the more they press it, the more it rings. What is it?
Answer:- Doorbell