How can people without noses smell?
Answer:- If they don't shower.
How can the letters OWONDER be rearranged to make one word?
Answer:- one word
How can you burn an apple, blueberry, rose and pumpkin without leaving any ashes but retaining the smell of it?
Answer:- By burning a candle with its scent
How did Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune make up the solar system?
Answer:- They plan-et
How did the computer get drunk?
Answer:- It took to many screenshots!
How did the hipster drown?
Answer:- He went ice skating before it was cool.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Answer:- He gave her a "ring"
How did the whale defend itself?
Answer:- With a swordfish
How do priests stay fit?
Answer:- They exorcise
How do trees get onto the internet?
Answer:- They log on
How do you drown a hipster?
Answer:- In the mainstream.
How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?
Answer:- Snowballs
How does a dog stop a video?
Answer:- He presses the paws button.