A peacock lays an egg on a fence between two houses. Who owns the egg?
SEE ANSWER
Peacocks don’t lay eggs, only peahens do
Can you drop a full glass and spill no water?
Answer:- Yes, when the glass is full of milk
What can be measured but not seen?
Answer:- Time.
What do you bury when it’s alive and dig up when it’s dead?
Answer:- A plant
Jim is is six feet tall, he works at a butcher's, and he wears size ten shoes. What does he weigh?
Answer:- Meat
What has 3 letters and start with gas?
Answer:- A car
Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead and they mutter and grumble. What are they?
Answer:- Leaves
What is the least spoken language?
Answer:- Sign language
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Answer:- Mount Rushmore
What is a frog’s favorite game?
Answer:- Leapfrog
What is an insect’s favorite sport?
Answer:- Cricket.
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What am I?
Answer:- Corn on the cob. One throws away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and then throw away the cob.
I am light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
Answer:- Breath
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer:- In case he got a hole in one
What do you get if your sheep studies karate?
Answer:- A lamb chop