Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What am I?
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Corn on the cob. One throws away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and then throw away the cob.
I am light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
Answer:- Breath
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer:- In case he got a hole in one
What do you get if your sheep studies karate?
Answer:- A lamb chop
If everyone in the country bought a white car, what would we have?
Answer:- A white carnation.
What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
Answer:- A dino-score
What did the sea say to the sand?
Answer:- Nothing, he just waved
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How was that possible?
Answer:- Friday was the name of his horse
What do you get if you cross a football player with a payphone?
Answer:- A wide receiver
What’s a sheep’s favorite game?
Answer:- Baa-dminton
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Answer:- He wanted his quarterback.
How do shells get around in the ocean?
Answer:- A taxi crab.
How do dog catchers get paid?
Answer:- By the pound.
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries, and minutes but not in decades, years, or days?
Answer:- The letter N.