A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How was that possible?
Answer:- Friday was the name of his horse
What do you get if you cross a football player with a payphone?
Answer:- A wide receiver
What’s a sheep’s favorite game?
Answer:- Baa-dminton
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Answer:- He wanted his quarterback.
How do shells get around in the ocean?
Answer:- A taxi crab.
How do dog catchers get paid?
Answer:- By the pound.
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries, and minutes but not in decades, years, or days?
Answer:- The letter N.
What has legs but cannot walk?
Answer:- A chair
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Answer:- Snow.
I have wings, I am able to fly, I'm not a bird yet I soar high in the sky.?
Answer:- An airplane.
What do you call a chihuahua in the summer?
Answer:- A hot dog!
What runs but never gets tired?
Answer:- A water faucet.