A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How was that possible?
SEE ANSWER
Friday was the name of his horse
What do you get if you cross a football player with a payphone?
Answer:- A wide receiver
What’s a sheep’s favorite game?
Answer:- Baa-dminton
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Answer:- He wanted his quarterback.
How do shells get around in the ocean?
Answer:- A taxi crab.
How do dog catchers get paid?
Answer:- By the pound.
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries, and minutes but not in decades, years, or days?
Answer:- The letter N.
What has legs but cannot walk?
Answer:- A chair
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Answer:- Snow.
I have wings, I am able to fly, I'm not a bird yet I soar high in the sky.?
Answer:- An airplane.
What do you call a chihuahua in the summer?
Answer:- A hot dog!
What runs but never gets tired?
Answer:- A water faucet.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Answer:- Because when you find it, you stop looking!