Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead and they mutter and grumble. What are they?
Answer:- Leaves
What is the least spoken language?
Answer:- Sign language
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Answer:- Mount Rushmore
What is a frog’s favorite game?
Answer:- Leapfrog
What is an insect’s favorite sport?
Answer:- Cricket.
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What am I?
Answer:- Corn on the cob. One throws away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and then throw away the cob.
I am light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
Answer:- Breath
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer:- In case he got a hole in one
What do you get if your sheep studies karate?
Answer:- A lamb chop
If everyone in the country bought a white car, what would we have?
Answer:- A white carnation.
What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
Answer:- A dino-score
What did the sea say to the sand?
Answer:- Nothing, he just waved
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How was that possible?
Answer:- Friday was the name of his horse
What do you get if you cross a football player with a payphone?
Answer:- A wide receiver