What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
Answer:- Silence
You go at red, but stop at green. What am I?
Answer:- A watermelon is a fruit that we eat the red part, and you stop eating at the green part of it
What comes down but never goes up?
Answer:- Rain
An Irish fairy is what I am. Just a little bearded man. When people see me on this day "Stay away from my gold," is what I'll say. What am I?
Answer:- A Leprechaun
Which Irish rock is as light as a feather?
Answer:- A shamrock
what do you call a big irish spider?
Answer:- Paddy long legs
what do you call an irishman who keeps bouncing off the walls?
Answer:- Rick O’Shea
What do you call a diseased irish criminal?
Answer:- A leper con
An Irish fairy is what I am. Just a little bearded man. When people see me on this day “Stay away from my gold,” is what I’ll say. What am I?
Answer:- A Leprechaun
What did the leprechaun use to get to the pot of gold before the Irishman
Answer:- A shortcut
Why did the leprechaun get the job as a secretary?
Answer:- They were good at shorthand