what do you call an irishman who keeps bouncing off the walls?
Answer:- Rick O’Shea
What do you call a diseased irish criminal?
Answer:- A leper con
An Irish fairy is what I am. Just a little bearded man. When people see me on this day “Stay away from my gold,” is what I’ll say. What am I?
Answer:- A Leprechaun
What did the leprechaun use to get to the pot of gold before the Irishman
Answer:- A shortcut
Why did the leprechaun get the job as a secretary?
Answer:- They were good at shorthand
How can you tell when an Irish person is in a good mood?
Answer:- They are Dublin over with laughter
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Answer:- Because they're always a little short.
How did the Irish Jig get started?
Answer:- Too much whiskey and not enough restrooms!
What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
Answer:- The Halfback of Notre Dame!
What did the leprechaun say to the elf?
Answer:- How's the weather up there?
What comes next 23 45 89 177?
Answer:- 353, each time you double the number then take 1 away.
Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty.
Where is the third man?
Answer:- The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
I go to school with no pen and return home with a pen.
What am i?
Answer:- Teacher who went to school on Teacher’s Day.
Why is it dangerous to put the letter ''M'' into the refrigerator?
Answer:- Cold Fact