What comes one time in today, three times in tomorrow and never in the future?
Answer:- The letter ‘O’
What common verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Answer:- Eat (ate).
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
Answer:- clock
What cruel person would sit on a baby?
Answer:- babysitter
What dentists battle on a daily basis
Answer:- cavities
What did 2n-1 say to 2n?
Answer:- I can't even
What did Adam and Eve lack that everyone else has?
Answer:- parents
What did number 2 say to number 1?
Answer:- Are you single?
What did Physics say to History when they are arguing?
Answer:- Don’t change the subject
What did the 3 little pigs do as they were running away from the big bad wolf who tried to destroy their houses?
Answer:- Wee wee
What did the blanket say to the reassure the frightened bed?
Answer:- Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
Answer:- "No whey!"